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Be my Valent(AI)ne

You know Adam’s an advanced quantum AI, right? Also, for a short period of time, before solving murder cases, he studied history with Professor Fairlight.

So it’s perfectly logical for us to ask him to compose some verses for Valentine’s day. The result, though somewhat gnurky at times, is much better than other AIs which were given the same task.

Pick your favorite Valentine poetry and impress, or thoroughly bewilder, your loved one! No charge and no copyright.

A Valentine of love
A rose makes the heart sing
A gift from the river and the sea
Whatever it be, I’ll love you,

or: “Pick one and we’ll go with that”

Oh God! How much I love you
Whenever I see the darkness I think of you,
Whenever the moon shines I dream of you

Title: “Am I a werewolf?”

Valentine, give them a card
The tool for your love connection
And you’ll know what it really is
Valentine’s day, don’t wear a frown
Valentine’s day, time for your love to grow
Valentine’s day, so many ways to drown

Excuse me, what?

Valentine, the night for lovers
Best is when you’re falling in love
Needs a special date,
But not just any date,
Just like Christmas and St. Patrick’s day

Pour Us a Pint, willya?

Be my Valentine, my lover divine
With love for you my heart is afire
Be my Valentine and love me
You are the queen, I am your slave.

yass queen!

Be my Valentine,
And be my honey bee
For together as one
We’ll forever be
So be my sugar bun
And I’ll be your sugar plum
Together we’ll stay
Forever and a day

I feel sticky after this one

Be my valentine
You are my love
Be mine and I’ll be yours
A lasting love
I’ll give to you

title: “Probably the best one”

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